Stuff that I come across that’s only interesting to people who like design, dick & fart jokes, disgusting shit, pretty girls, and puppies.My Photos / My Company / Tumblr (3.0; @deleteyourself)http://blog.deleteyourself.com/<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68JtvazfbztzLs5DARuf_500.png"/><br/><br/>Wow, this is insane. Would it be sexual harassment if I installed one of these in the office? <a href="http://www.jinglejugs.com/">jinglejugs.com</a>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40883431http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40883431Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:33:05 -0400<p><i>APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.</i></p><p><i> “He told the officers that it was urban camouflage,” said the homeowner.</i></p><p><i>The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds…. </i>(<a href="http://www.wwmt.com/news/sauce_1350893___article.html/basement_covered.html">Link</a>)</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40882262http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40882262Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:20:57 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvazdkm6fMiasOpBG_500.png"/><br/><br/>He called his wife a bitch, get it?http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40878565http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40878565Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:43:00 -0400<p>The iPhone’s massive screen is great for looking over someone’s shoulder and snooping on what they’re doing on their phone. I do this sometimes when I’m bored on the train or in line to get into a really busy brothel. Today for instance, I was in line at Starbucks and the gentleman in front of me was text messaging some guy named Jeff. His message read <b>“I want to eat your ass.”</b> </p><p>Interesting.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40866810http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40866810Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:44:13 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvaz4y7e16VBQ2UwY_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Justin Long aka The Mac Guy just bought a $2.4 million apartment at <a href="http://bluecondonyc.com/">Blue</a> in the Lower East Side. I need some of that sweet sweet Apple money. (<a href="http://curbed.com/archives/2008/07/03/mac_buys_at_blue_what_now_for_pc.php">Link</a>)http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40853463http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40853463Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:42:30 -0400I have had a twitter account for about a year now and have NEVER EVER used it. I think the service is retarded and boring. That being said, I’m going to try to use it this weekend and see what happens. Plz email me your twitter name if you have one.http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40850064http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40850064Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:15:03 -0400<p><a href="http://themoment.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/07/01/on-the-qt-donald-trump/">This is an absolutely classic interview with Donald Trump</a>…he is a relentless self promoter.</p><blockquote><b>What is your favorite trip?</b>I like going to my Mar-a-Lago club, in Palm Beach, Fla. It’s absolutely beautiful and unmatched by anything else in the world.<br/><br/><b>What is your favorite hotel?</b>Any hotel in the Trump Collection, which includes Las Vegas, Chicago, and New York and soon many other cities, including Dubai. And when I’m in Los Angeles, The Beverly Hills Hotel.<br/><br/><b>What is your favorite restaurant?</b>Jean Georges in the Trump International Hotel & Tower on Central Park West is always fantastic.</blockquote>etc.http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40723447http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40723447Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:37:00 -0400“We wanted the current generation to have a “1979” (by the Smashing Pumpkins) of their own.”<br/><br/> - <em>(said by Boys Like Girls on TV a second ago) How old am I, seriously?</em>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40628841http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40628841Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:23:00 -0400“Watermelon May Have Viagra-effect…hello summer!”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080630165707.htm">Science Daily</a></em>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40574869http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40574869Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:59:10 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1261526&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1261526&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1261526&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/>GRAND PREMIERE! This heat is really pissing off my dog…but she looks so happy while panting near death. This is her on the L train to Williamsburg after firing up the dog parkhttp://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40502234http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40502234Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:27:05 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvavhk16jS6eDEGtL_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>When you do a google image search for “love” you come up kind of crazy results…</p><ul><li>A picture of a heart</li><li>2 people with horrible skin diseases</li><li>2 pictures from the movie Wall-e</li><li>2 pictures of dogs</li><li>A computer </li><li>A picture of Bill Gates</li><li>An ugly asian girl</li><li>A basketball game</li><li>And a picture of a girl getting fucked</li></ul>Come to think of it…google has this almost right.http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40496972http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40496972Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:24:00 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvavgz5eeoivYDQp3_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Is it bad to repeatedly shoot a full power Canon 580EX into your dog’s face? Also, what part of the dog is this?http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40495640http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40495640Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:08:00 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvavgwiup5zfA9nwk_500.png"/><br/><br/>Come on <a href="http://www.iac.com">Diller</a>…80 minutes for a 13mb camphone video of my dog drooling? Please put some more servers on what could be the most important .MOV file the internet has ever seen.http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40495520http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40495520Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:06:05 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvavffjhpubm4jd2S_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>*diarrhea*</p><p>The new KAWS Air Force Ones. (<a href="http://blog.honeyee.com/kaws/archives/2008/07/1world_af1kaws_1.html">Link</a>)</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40492012http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40492012Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:24:55 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvavfatt4exj93HkZ_500.gif"/><br/><br/>Walmart is so warm and cuddly now! Can anyone confirm this logo is real? I can’t find it on any of their trade stuff. (via <a href="http://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/less_hyphen_more_burst_for_wal.php">Brand New</a> and <a href="http://girlyunderwear.livejournal.com/744100.html">Mai</a>)http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40491581http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40491581Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:21:00 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/EdUe32Hjqavb3y6fcbWiNcuU_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This has terrifying possibilities.</p><p><a href="http://superamit.tumblr.com/post/40481533/the-tyrant-concept-by-designer-alice-wang-is-the">superamit</a>:</p><blockquote><p>The “Tyrant” concept by designer <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ALICE WANG" href="http://gizmodo.com/tag/alice-wang/">Alice Wang</a> is the latest in a growing line of alarm clocks designed to torture their owners into facing the day.</p><p><b>The Tyrant doles out punishment by hijacking your cellphone contact list and making random calls every three minutes until you get up to turn it off.</b></p><p><a href="http://www.joshspear.com/item/alice-wang-sleep-inventions/">Alice Wang’s Sleep Inventions<br/></a></p></blockquote>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40483477http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40483477Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:46:00 -0400<a href="http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/06/30/lah.white.cafe.cnn">A new cafe in Toyko where Japanese women are served by douchey white guys</a>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40480771http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40480771Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:16:24 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvaumwo8e9GwEvKWH_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I feel like Tumblr will implode on itself if I post this, but here we go…</p><p>A picture taken by <a href="http://blog.noahkalina.com/">Noah Kalina</a> of my dog sniffing <a href="http://ericlodwick.com/">Eric Lodwick</a>, while Michelle and I stand there, in absolute shock at the situation. Nice meeting you guys IRL LOL WTF.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40412116http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40412116Mon, 30 Jun 2008 09:06:25 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXZsO16w9sw"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GXZsO16w9sw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Oasis made a big <a href="http://www.nme.com/news/oasis/35873">waaaaaaaahwaaaaah</a> about Jay-Z playing at Glastonbury this year. To retaliate, Jay-Z came out singing Wonderwall and barely knew the lyrics. So so so great.http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40341927http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40341927Sun, 29 Jun 2008 19:31:43 -0400<a href="http://racked.com/archives/2008/06/27/_four_new_american_apparel.php">A Google Map With All 19 American Apparel Stores in New York</a>: AA stores are about as commonplace as Starbucks these days. (Full disclosure: I am wearing an American Apparel T-Shirt right now.)http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40078620http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/40078620Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:27 -0400