Wow, this is insane. Would it be sexual harassment if I installed one of these in the office? jinglejugs.com
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Stuff that I come across that's only interesting to people who like design, dick & fart jokes, disgusting shit, pretty girls, and puppies.
My Photos / My Company /
My Photos / My Company /
July 3, 2008
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APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.
“He told the officers that it was urban camouflage,” said the homeowner.
The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds…. (Link)
He called his wife a bitch, get it?
Text Message Snooping
The iPhone’s massive screen is great for looking over someone’s shoulder and snooping on what they’re doing on their phone. I do this sometimes when I’m bored on the train or in line to get into a really busy brothel. Today for instance, I was in line at Starbucks and the gentleman in front of me was text messaging some guy named Jeff. His message read “I want to eat your ass.”
Interesting.
Twitter Sucks
I have had a twitter account for about a year now and have NEVER EVER used it. I think the service is retarded and boring. That being said, I’m going to try to use it this weekend and see what happens. Plz email me your twitter name if you have one.
July 2, 2008
All Trump, All The Time
This is an absolutely classic interview with Donald Trump…he is a relentless self promoter.
What is your favorite trip? I like going to my Mar-a-Lago club, in Palm Beach, Fla. It’s absolutely beautiful and unmatched by anything else in the world.etc.
What is your favorite hotel? Any hotel in the Trump Collection, which includes Las Vegas, Chicago, and New York and soon many other cities, including Dubai. And when I’m in Los Angeles, The Beverly Hills Hotel.
What is your favorite restaurant? Jean Georges in the Trump International Hotel & Tower on Central Park West is always fantastic.
July 1, 2008
“ We wanted the current generation to have a “1979” (by the Smashing Pumpkins) of their own.
(said by Boys Like Girls on TV a second ago) How old am I, seriously?
“ Watermelon May Have Viagra-effect…hello summer!
GRAND PREMIERE! This heat is really pissing off my dog…but she looks so happy while panting near death. This is her on the L train to Williamsburg after firing up the dog park
June 30, 2008
When you do a google image search for “love” you come up kind of crazy results…
- A picture of a heart
- 2 people with horrible skin diseases
- 2 pictures from the movie Wall-e
- 2 pictures of dogs
- A computer
- A picture of Bill Gates
- An ugly asian girl
- A basketball game
- And a picture of a girl getting fucked
Is it bad to repeatedly shoot a full power Canon 580EX into your dog’s face? Also, what part of the dog is this?
Come on Diller…80 minutes for a 13mb camphone video of my dog drooling? Please put some more servers on what could be the most important .MOV file the internet has ever seen.
